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May I have your attention? Please. As you may or may not know, my name is Eric Northman and I am a business owner and a vampire.

It has come to my attention that not only has the vampire William Compton left this place of existence, but we have a new visitor in the name of his recently made fledgling vampire, Jessica Hamby, alone ( Read more... )

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[ the camera is cocked to the side, showing the picture of a very large, very pale man with longish fangs pressed against his lower lip and blond hair sticking out in messy locks at some parts. the black clothing that he wears is badly ripped and torn, especially the tank top, and the rest of him is covered with splattered blood, ( Read more... )

Mister William Compton is gone. Back to his quiet home and his 'friends' and to his depressing little town and his incredibly annoying teenage childe and his boring blood substitute and his prosaic little mainstreaming life. And so I find myself relieved of any of my responsibilities as Sheriff from home, in this place, and I am free to focus my ( Read more... )

Fangtasia is still hiring all positions. Flexible schedules are available, as well as day and night shifts, salaried, non-salaried, and contract work. Sam. I received your work history. If you could stop, let us talk about bringing you on as a member of the team. So to speak ( Read more... )

I forgive humans for being weak and needy and having poor shelf lives ( Read more... )